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Lorne Jones

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An Open Letter to Grief

Tired of Me Kickin’ Yer Ass Yet? Here Are the 10 Ways I Do It!

Apr 22, 2021

An Open Letter to Grief

Apr 22, 2021

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The Haven

I Have Two Politically Incorrect Confessions to Make . . .

I Recently Used Blackface and . . . I Cross-Dress. But Before You Condemn — Or Applaud — Please Hear Me Out.

Apr 18, 2021

I Have Two Politically Incorrect Confessions to Make . . .

Apr 18, 2021

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An Open Letter to the Bird in My House

10 Things I Learned by Having You S*it All Over the Place.

Apr 17, 2021

An Open Letter to the Bird in My House

Apr 17, 2021

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Open Letters To

An Open Letter to the Editors of the Merriam-Webster Dictionary

Here Are 10 New (Political) Words For You

Apr 13, 2021

An Open Letter to the Editors of the Merriam-Webster Dictionary

Apr 13, 2021

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Open Letters To

An Open Letter to My New Pen Name

I Have Searched Long and Hard, But Seaman N. Asubmarine Is Taken.

Apr 12, 2021

An Open Letter to My New Pen Name

Apr 12, 2021

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Open Letters To

An Open Letter to My Celebrity Doppleganger.

I Know I Look Like a Movie Star — I Just Don’t Like That It is You!

Apr 10, 2021

An Open Letter to My Celebrity Doppleganger.

Apr 10, 2021

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An Open Letter to My Recurring Nightmare.

You Used to Wake Me Up, Sweating and Screaming. No More.

Apr 5, 2021

An Open Letter to My Recurring Nightmare.

Apr 5, 2021

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The Haven

I Spent 57 Years and 14 Months Seeking Mediocrity.

Here is What I Found.

Apr 4, 2021

I Spent 57 Years and 14 Months Seeking Mediocrity.

Apr 4, 2021

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Open Letters To

An Open Letter to My Wife’s Lover.

You Are a Puzzle to Me — But Then, You Are a Puzzle to Everyone.

Mar 29, 2021

An Open Letter to My Wife’s Lover.

Mar 29, 2021

My Selection: Romeo and Juliet(‘s Answer)

By William Shakespeare and Glenn Dixon, Respectively.

Mar 25, 2021

My Selection: Romeo and Juliet(‘s Answer)

Mar 25, 2021

Lorne Jones

Lorne Jones

Power walker, power lifter, putt-putt swimmer. Geriatric Gym Junkie. Lover of Writing, Music, Dogs, and My Hot Tub.

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