Lorne JonesinOpen Letters ToAn Open Letter to GriefTired of Me Kickin’ Yer Ass Yet? Here Are the 10 Ways I Do It!6 min read·Apr 22, 2021--2--2
Lorne JonesinThe HavenI Have Two Politically Incorrect Confessions to Make . . .I Recently Used Blackface and . . . I Cross-Dress. But Before You Condemn — Or Applaud — Please Hear Me Out.·6 min read·Apr 18, 2021----
Lorne JonesinOpen Letters ToAn Open Letter to the Bird in My House10 Things I Learned by Having You S*it All Over the Place.·4 min read·Apr 17, 2021--1--1
Lorne JonesinOpen Letters ToAn Open Letter to the Editors of the Merriam-Webster DictionaryHere Are 10 New (Political) Words For You·3 min read·Apr 13, 2021----
Lorne JonesinOpen Letters ToAn Open Letter to My New Pen NameI Have Searched Long and Hard, But Seaman N. Asubmarine Is Taken.·3 min read·Apr 12, 2021----
Lorne JonesinOpen Letters ToAn Open Letter to My Celebrity Doppleganger.I Know I Look Like a Movie Star — I Just Don’t Like That It is You!·2 min read·Apr 10, 2021----
Lorne JonesinOpen Letters ToAn Open Letter to My Recurring Nightmare.You Used to Wake Me Up, Sweating and Screaming. No More.·2 min read·Apr 5, 2021--1--1
Lorne JonesinThe HavenI Spent 57 Years and 14 Months Seeking Mediocrity.Here is What I Found.·4 min read·Apr 4, 2021--1--1
Lorne JonesinOpen Letters ToAn Open Letter to My Wife’s Lover.You Are a Puzzle to Me — But Then, You Are a Puzzle to Everyone.·2 min read·Mar 29, 2021--1--1
Lorne JonesMy Selection: Romeo and Juliet(‘s Answer)By William Shakespeare and Glenn Dixon, Respectively.·6 min read·Mar 25, 2021----
